Bedtime Stories

by John Palm

The following are bedtime stories my son didn’t want to hear:

  • Tickling Cowboys
  • Varsity Cow-tippers
  • Tom’s Secret Foot Hooves
  • Mom, My Shoes Don’t Fit!
  • 1001 Mean Kid Remarks
  • Middle School Showdown at High Noon
  • Birth Defects from Hell
  • Cow Footed Boy and His Glock
  • Who’s Laughing Now at Prescott Middle School?
  • Praying for Juvie

——————

Sleep tight little one. And pray your feet don’t turn into hooves tonight!

Advertisements