Inspirational Nickname

by John Palm

I believe the following boy nicknames are not inspirational at all:

1. Mama’s Boy
2. Ballerina Bobby
3. Whiffer
4. Meanus
5. Polka Princess
6. Bobby the Crybaby
7. Lil’ Hitler
8. Goulash Chin

These nicknames are not inspirational. I really can’t stress how strongly I feel about this. Not just because these were my nicknames, but because they still are!

Please leave me alone, dad. I’m changing my cell phone number.

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