Inspirational Nickname

by John Palm

I believe the following boy nicknames are not inspirational at all:

  1. Mama’s Boy
  2. Ballerina Bobby
  3. Whiffer
  4. Meanus
  5. Polka Princess
  6. Bobby the Crybaby
  7. Lil’ Hitler
  8. Goulash Chin

These nicknames are not inspirational. I really can’t stress how strongly I feel about this. Not just because these were my nicknames, but because they still are!

Please leave me alone, dad. I’m changing my cell phone number.