Dress For Success

by John Palm

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Invest in a nice double breasted suit. I did. I wear it to work everyday. One day I arrived at work a little late and my boss told me to just turn around and go back home. When I ask him how he could fire me for being late just one time, he claimed he wasn’t firing me and that I never officially worked here anyway. He also told me my suit made the other cabana boys a little nervous.

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