My Dream Job

by John Palm


In my wildest dream, I am completely free from any “baggage”. I can run freely through meadows and choose any cell phone plan I want. I have a nice 2 bedroom doublewide in Pie Town, NM. My dream job there it to be the Assistant to the Mayor (non-paid position).

We all need our dreams.

PS: In order to get out of my current cellphone contract with T-Mobile, I need to move to Pie Town. There is no T-Mobile coverage there. They have to let me out of the contract. Ha, T-Mobile… I moved to Pie Town, NM. Whose laughing now?