Best Grandfatherly Wisdom On How To Get Rich

by Bobby Sweezy

 My Grandfather once told me that a life of wealth beyond your wildest dreams can be yours if you will just follow four simple “steps”.

The first “step” is to climb up the oak tree in Grandpa’s back yard. I can’t really remember “steps” two and three.

“Step” four is to repeat “steps” two and three until the big bag of money falls to the ground. I never really understood that last “step”.

Oh well, it was probably just the ramblings of an old and tired ex-drug lord.