Warning About Salad

by Bobby Sweezy

Some people go on and on about how “the salad” has changed their life. They claim salad has delivered them from a bad place like Disney World (not the clean Disney World that we all love, but a really dirty Disney World) and brought them to a good place like Disney World (the regular one, not the dirty one we just mentioned).

I don’t mean to be an alarmist. I only hope to present both sides of the salad debate.